Showing posts with label Procrastination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Procrastination. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 December 2015

Come play… with Winnie's Lovely Labour-Fruits

It’s gotten to that time of year again, that big rush to get all the assignments finished up and getting into some hard-core revision in order to prep for the winter finals.


(Is there anyone else who has their mid-term exams before the winter holidays rather than after?)

And now I have found another reason to blog, one of the two only reasons, procrastination.

(The other is boredom, obviously)

And I cannot wait to get the next two weeks out of the way and then have three GLORIOUS weeks to breathe, get my notes together and enter the New Year prepared and fresh. Though, knowing me I’ll be hungover and hiding away from the world.

I haven’t been genuinely hungover in several months now. And it’s not due to lack of drinking, I’ve just gotten a little older and now understand why grown-ups feel the need to have a pint/glass of wine or two at the end of each day.

Because adult life it puwar shite. And I’m supposed to be a fucking student!

(Damn me wasting all my time drinking and clubbing in my late teens/early 20’s. I’m really suffering for it now playing catch up with my studies. -_-)


But fuck it, if there’s anyone who has a genuine interest in electronics and essay writing then please get in contact and I shall pay you in beer… or IOU’s for beer, redeemable upon my graduation and employment in a job that doesn’t include me waiting tables and listening to farmers complaining about the decreasing price of milk.

Now I guess I better get back to work… I keep a photograph of my Nan’s Christmas Dinner beautifully framed within my mind to help get me through this time, before I go I will quickly procrastinate further by creating a countdown clock for when I shall be sat at the dinner table awaiting fruits of her labour.



(Me Nan's lovely labour-fruits)


Tra for now kids!

Corky xx

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Come Play With... 2014

Good evening to you all.

It has been brought to my attention that about this time of year people come up with these weird things called 'Resolutions' or something, where they generally set themselves some sort of unachievable target (or non-scalable i.e being nicer, wtf) and then by the end of the month are back to square one. Still smoking and still fat.

Well this year, my initial thoughts on a resolution were to be 'a proper lad and to give none of the fucks for 2014' which is a good idea in theory, except for the fact that... and believe it or not... I have a vagina.

Henceforth due to this I have decided that for my New Years Resolution I shall not set up a New Years Resolution. Because I never keep to them anyway and frankly, if anything I spent a good chunk of the last year trying to be sweet, compassionate and empathetic and self-less. But I am none of these things!

I'd say if I made it to 2015 without a kid that would be ace, but I don't want to jinx it. And if I wasn't still living in Manchester that would be cool too, but for some reason I'm not holding my breath just yet.

All I'm going to do is just keep going down the downward spiral that is my life, still frustrated and stunted; still alone and bitter.

Happy 2014.

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Come play with... A Cluttered Mind.

A cluttered room = a cluttered mind. Henceforth with Immediate effect I shall finally tidy this bitchin' mess which is my life.

In a blog post a few months back I addressed the fact that I had become a hoarder over the past few years and somehow managed to bring a lot of baggage from Newcastle down to Manchester with me, and transport it from various homes since I've been here.

Well as I have spent the past few weeks pondering my future and assessing my life, I have allowed my drastic change in lifestyle get on top of me and has genuinely sent me a little mad and I have managed to hoard a whole host of new shit (WHO NEEDS 4 CANS OF HAIRSPRAY?!).

My nan always used to tell me that she had no idea how the hell I could live in mess (I know, boring as fuq), and Chris used to spend hours sitting in my room amongst the clutter and just be amused by my lack of order in my personal space (wot a weirdo).

Now I see where they were coming from (berrr), I have been putting off addressing my own laziness by constantly being out jaunting on random missions to avoid the bane of my life. Tidying.

To say the past few weeks have been surreal would be a little bit of an over-statement. But it has definitely been an eye opener. I used to waste my life doing stupid shit like taking surveys online and spending many hours on YouTube watching moderately (not even) funny videos.

From there to spending as much time out of the house as possible, ensuring that I should only go home to sleep (if I really HAVE to) has really taken it out of me, and now I'm stuck in a position where I'm constantly over-analysing everything and my mind is about as calm as a cow when it's just clicked on that it's about to be slaughtered.

Therefore I shall finally tidy my fucking room and get some scented candles on the go, I'd have wine but I fear that it's just contributing to be problem (it's really not, I just don't have any in the house and it's fucking freezing outside) so I should give myself a few days grace before I decide to batter my liver once more with hot liquid goodness (mulled wine, you perverts!).

I've also just cut my hair in procrastination (EDGY AZ FUQ) and now have absolutely nothing left to distract me, aside from writing this blog post, which I should draw to a close on that note.

BAI! xx

Saturday, 5 October 2013

Come play with… Some Things I bought my boyfriend for our anniversary.

It’s that time of the year! We have been Facebook official for 365 days (aka in a relationship).

Due to this, like other holidays such as Valentine’s Day, Christmas and birthdays; we set ourselves a limit, and then go ape shit online/in stores/ in markets trying to shop for them and ending up making more purchases for you.

So far I have managed to be fairly good in terms of personal self-restraint, although I did have to buy myself this BEAUTIFUL pillow case

(Will definitely be buying more, check out this lady’s eBay account for more: http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/jrichgirl?_trksid=p2047675.l2559)

Homely touches aside, I ventured back on to the World Wide Web in search of an awesome present for my beloved.

So where do you go to buy special, memorable, one-off pieces? Why www.etsy.com of course!

My old flatmate has a shop on their website selling tie-dye t-shirts, bedding and just about anything else which made of 100% cotton! So while taking photographs of her latest work, she introduced me to the site.

It has changed my life, if you have not visited it yet, please do so immediately. It is fabulous.
As per usual in the time it took for me to click on the homepage I was back to shopping for myself, I decided that I need some pictures for my depressingly bare walls (see below)


Despite this I got myself back on track, realised that should I have enough funds in my account to purchase extensive pieces of artwork with even more expensive shipping costs; then I can afford to buy my boyfriend a sodding present. Back on track I go.

While still venturing through the Art section on Etsy.com, I came across the sweetest little picture I had ever had the pleasure to see:


From here I melted a little inside and decided that I must purchase something from this lady with immediate effect. 

Unfortunately, this little guy did not scream ‘anniversary’ to me, therefore the hunt was now on to find an alternative… it did not take long.


(As you can see I bought this last month, but I didn't want to post this before he got his presents because he hates surprises; and I love annoying him.)

Once I had made this purchase I decided that this would suffice in the art department. When we visited London the only places that he would refuse to visit were the Tate art gallery, The National Portrait Gallery, and essentially anything with the word ‘Gallery’ in the title or with any premise of ‘culture’ at all. 

So even with these little guys I was definitely blowing things out of the water.

Onward and upward I decided to search the Men’s section of the site. Baring in mind that a t-shirt would be the last thing he would want to receive, especially a second-hand horror from the 80’s smelling of mothballs and selling as ‘vintage’. 

I must admit that my expectations weren't high, until I noticed the ‘Gadget Cases & Covers’ section.

He owns a Nexus 7 which he supposedly purchased to help with university although he spends more time on it watching Game of Thrones and Gangster movies which I am sure must have been downloaded legally.

Regardless of his purposes for the tablet, he cannot live without it and it will be in his backpack regardless of whether he going to uni, on holiday or if he will stay indoors, it will be constantly attached to his hand like it is magnetic or something.

So I decided to search ‘Nexus 7’ in the search bar to see what came up. What I found was awesome.

Please see the images below for the most awesome gadget case ever created.





The description given by the seller is as follows:

Simplicity at its finest

This classic style case combines craftsmanship with fine materials to bring you a one-of-a-kind case for your Nexus 7™. These handmade cases include our smooth natural Maple frame along with our own Grip-Right securing system. The IntelliStand option lets your case look, feel, and function like a standard notebook case and transform into the perfect stand for working or watching. The IntelliStand utilizes super strong rare earth magnets to snap the case perfectly into position and snap it right back when you want a standard case. Who says you can't have it all?
Portenzo BookCase for the Google Nexus 7™

Hand-sanded American Maple frames with smooth radius corners for a truly unique look.
Double-glued elastic band won't ever come undone.
IntelliStand adds the versatility of more viewing angles to your case.
Automatic sleep/wake feature included by default (no charge), no matter what options you choose.”

There were so many different choices to go for; however after long deliberation with a friend of mine who I had in fact met through my boyfriend we had decided that this was the best choice for us.

Unfortunately as these are one-off pieces I cannot include a link for this particular case; however they have many similar and very different options with different price ranges and varying functionality.

For their Etsy page, please follow the link: - http://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Portenzo 

Next I bought... Clothes!

As it's our anniversary, I wanted to buy him a nice new outfit because, with most scruffy 20-odd year old students, his current wardrobe leaves a lot to be desired.

So therefore I hit the Arndale in Manchester and ventured into a shop called PULP. It is really cool, full of really funny t-shirts and, in-store, most of their stock is on some sort of promotion.

Therefore I decided that I wanted to buy him a shirt, but as they had 2 for 1 on their flannel shirts and hoodies, I thought I may as well get one of each.


Their online store does free UK delivery on orders over £50, which is just about standard these days, but I'm not complaining!

The only downside is unfortunately these pieces are £29.99 each, and the 2 for 1 offer seems to only be available in-store. 

So if you ever find yourself in Manchester then it's definitely worth checking out, otherwise you can feel free to browse their website at: http://www.thisispulp.co.uk/

I finally went and bought some jeans from Topman and some other odds and ends that are really just specific to my boyfriend and which I wouldn't really recommend for the general male populous. 

Anyway I hope maybe some of you found this interesting or informative. 

If not then I can only presume that you are procrastinating and therefore I shall bid you adieu!

Tra! xx